Listen up, because the time is now. No longer will we sit back and do nothing as young women make the biggest fashion mistake of their lives.
Yes, I am talking about the mom shorts trends, that literally none of us approve of. I’m not exactly sure when and where this fashion craze started (My guess is that stupid hoe, Miley Cyrus, with her awful haircuts which we will address down the road). But that does not matter, because it is now the time to end this.
I don’t care if you are gay, straight, a frat bro, a nerd, or whatever. The one thing that all of us men can agree on, is that this look sucks and we need to do something about it. So I offer you this proposition:
THE “MOM SHORTS” COUNTER TREND
As a guy, all you need to do is head to this site and pick up a pair of the shorts I have pictured below. I assure you these are Men’s short’s and that they are by far the best “Dad shorts” I could find. If you don’t have 15 bucks, then head to the local thrift shop or your weird uncle’s house and find a pair that are similar. Just make sure they look as bad, or worse, than ones I provided.
You then must proceed to wear those shorts as much as you can. This includes Concerts, Pick up Basketball Games, Bars, and anywhere else you can think of. The more attention, the better. It is important that we act fast, while the weather is still permitting. We don’t want mom shorts to be a trend again next spring.
The goal is to show women how irrational they are being, and that no fashion trend beats out looking attractive. WE CAN DO THIS! TOGETHER!
Okay. There is no time to lose. Pick up your pair of shorts and get started. I can’t wait to see that dumpy butt of yours out in public!