The Daily Struggles of Kevin Stu: Archive

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May 24th

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I graduated from college over 3 weeks ago, and I’m getting pretty used to this real world thing. It’s not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. So to give undergraduates some hope for the future, I’m going to give you a little rundown of my daily routine. - I wake up. Usually this is somewhere between 10:30 am and 2 pm depending on how drunk I was last night. - I check my...

May 23rd

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May 21st

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Despite Famous Book "Tuesday's with Morrie" Author...

(above) Author Mitch Albom discusses importance of ‘cutting loose’ on Thursdays Author Mitch Albom is best known for his memoir “Tuesdays with Morrie”. This popular book turned movie focuses on the time Albom spent reconnecting with his friend and former professor Morrie Schwartz. After learning about Schwarts’ diagnosis of ALS (more popularly know...

May 16th

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May 1st

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"Why I Can't Go Back to Cleveland" Bud Light...

If you have watched any of the NCAA March Madness tournament, then you are certainly familiar with the new Bud Light commercial which has aired over/under 3 million times (If you haven’t been watching the tournament, or have somehow managed to avoid this advertisement, then check it out here). This very frequently played ad features a male/female couple who appear to have found each other...

Mar 25th

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Mar 9th

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Teacher Allegedly Does NOT Have Sex with Student;...

Another teacher is under scrutiny for a student teacher sex scandal. Except this time, Dennis Quaid Elementary 5th grade Social Studies teacher, Wendy McDonald (yes. just like the fast food restaurants) is under investigation for NOT having sex with one of her students. Jimmy Edwards, captain of the 5th grade boys Track team, supposedly made a pass at Wendy last week following the Spring pep...

Mar 8th

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Letter to Ernest Hemingway

I just got done reading The Sun Also Rises, the first novel by American author Ernest Hemingway (previously famous for going to prison and being scared stupid). I have some minor thoughts and criticisms on his work, so I wrote him a letter. YO ERNEST, Your book, The Sun Also Rises, pretty good, but I do have some complaints. First off, your title is very confusing. The word “also” is a...

Mar 4th

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Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 23rd

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Feb 13th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 5th

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Watch

Trinidad James likes gold. This guy fucking LOVES it.#

Feb 3rd

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Jan 31st

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Ole Miss' Marshall Henderson: The Anti-Craft

As a Senior at Ohio State I have now seen Aaron Craft play for 3 years now and looking back on his career I can’t remember one memorable moment. I always hear about the Junior point guards tremendous defense, but I can’t honestly say I have ever actively watched it. I am not a professional basketball analyst, so naturally when I watch a ball game, my only focus is the guy with the...

Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

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The NCAA Needs More "Gun" Control

Please be aware that this is NOT an article discussing the issue of too much gun use in college basketball, because I don’t think any Division 1 player has ever protected the ball with an Ak-47 (I am not sure about D2 or D3). This is a MUCH BIGGER ISSUE. If you have watched college basketball anytime before 2008, then you may know what I am talking about, but in case you don’t...

Jan 26th

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2013 is NOT the Year for Fairy Tale Remakes

Despite this week’s release of Hansel and Gretel and the new movie Jack the Giant Slayer (due to hit theaters in February), 2013 is not the biggest year for fairy tale remakes as of recent. In fact, 2012 was actually a HUGE year for movie versions of our favorite children’s stories. You know Snow White and the Huntsman, but lets look at some of the other, less obvious movies from last...

Jan 25th

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Jan 23rd

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Jan 21st

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Jan 18th

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Jan 18th

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Chief Keef - Love Sosa (Album Version w/ Alernate...

Jan 17th

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Jan 17th

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Jan 16th

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I noticed that not one, but TWO recent best selling albums have featured a minivan on their cover: The Black Keys’ “El Camino”(below) and Kendrick Lamar’s “Good Kid, Maad City” (below) Therefore, as a favor to upcoming artists I decided to create an album cover template (below) that will virtually guarantee you a spot on the Billboard Top 100 chart. ...

Jan 15th

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